We're On Safari
Hey my munchkins all over the world, it's been a while i know since i last wrote, but i got back to South Africa safely, a bit delayed, but still i got back! and since i've been back we went on safari, yes all you foreigners, we went to our backyard to see all the animals! It was cool to get back to it, after being away from good ol' sa for so long, and it was awesome. We saw so much, and for those who have been to the bush you'd agree it was amazing, with us seeing two lion kills. The first night we saw the pride of lions get a wildebeest, and we also had the male charge our land rover, i kinda messed my pants, being the manly african ranger i am! But then a couple days later the same pride came and took up residence at our lodge. So for two nights we 'relaxed', ate, swam, and slept with the lions (well i didn't really sleep with dm talking in his sleep and attracting the lions) and the one night we were sitting on our deck and they made another kill about 50 meters from where we were sitting, was insane. And hopefully when all you foreign peeps i know come over here we can show you the same things. And we saw everything else, elephants, leopard, black and white rhino, cheetah, hippo, all the grazing kinda critters, fireflies, and a wonderful mozambiquan spitting cobra that fell from the roof in the lounge. Now most of you can see why i need to be midicated on these trips, it's so stressful! But it was great... otherwise all's normal, i've been chilling out, i've been a total hermit from everyone, but i'll try be more of a social socialist now that i've had enough of being home and i'm being driven crazy by the family. Seriously another reason to be medicated. So everyone, all the best for the new year, and i'll continue to bring such investagative journals as have never been seen and all that other rubbish! Gotta run i'm being called again (pop another pill!)